SGP Get together....

[COOPSTAR]

see you guys around noon. hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and bring your thirst jester

[SUCKAFACE]

i poop too much

[ColdDragons88]

damn i too much drunk ... have good time in conn with SGP group yea

[Jester]

Where do I start...Well first of all....much, much , much love to Lug Nutz for being the ever so great host that he is...and being nothing but generous, kind and un-selfsish...as to invite us into his home...and treating us like family...You are truly one of the best people I've ever met..and I mean that..!! O.K. enough of me kissing Luggy's ass...LOL...Now it's time for me to hand out some awards...The award for the "Farthest traveled just to have a burnt hot dog, some beer, and look at naked chicks" goes to Toney & Big Tor...Thanks for coming out guys...It wouldn't have been the same without you guys...YOU ROCK..!! The award for "Bigest Liar" we have a tie...Liquidarms and Yung...Liquidarms for getting us to think he wasnt' going to be there..(You SUCK) and Yung for saying that girl that he made out with wasn't busted or old...The award for "Falling alseep within the first 5 min of the party" goes to Kung Lao...To much to drink and a Perk will do that to you everytime man...lol...The award for "The craziest stunt ever preformed in a stripclub or anywhere else for that matter" goes to Diddy..for smacking a cops ass...and not getting caught..!!! LMFAO...That shit was bananas..!! The award for "OHHH MYYY GOD..WHAT IS THAT SMELL..??!!!" goes to Big Tor...He was ripping ass in the club...and I thought I was going to pass out..!! And last but not least..the award for "Snuggle-Pimp-U-Not of the Year" goes to.....YUNG...This is Yung's second time winning this award...CONGRATULATIONS..YUNG...You deserve it..!! The much anticipated Beer Pong match or as I like to call it "The Beatdown in Bristol Town..!" between Diddy & Myself vs Yung (aka (SGP) Snugglebunny, aka " Even though you have pictures to prove it I never hang on muffin when I'm drunk" aka "That girl I made out with in the club wasn't old enough to collect Social Secuity".) and Coopstar (aka "It's best 2 out of 5..right!?" aka "When I'm drunk...I'm going to call your cell phone ever 5 minutes...and your not going to understand a word I say..") took place...and as predicited Diddy and I...wiped the floor with those bums...were are now the "UNDISPUTED" 2006 Conn. State Beer Pong Champs....!!! And we have the shirts to prove it...!!!! LMFAO!!! (For those of you who weren't there..you will see the pics posted and know what I'm talking about..) The rest of my post will follow...must rest now..fingers tired...

[SMALLY BIGZ]

"hit the 47 on the heinz." -muffin

"after supper mother fuckers." -old lady waitress

"where's kyle, where's kyle." -muffin
"where's kyle, where's kyle." -toney

While trying to find her way back home;
Muffin - "I'll just follow the cop"
Toney - "Yeah why don't you do that, all cop cars lead back to bristol."

(as kilogram is smokin a j) "you know lug's roomate is a cop right." -diddy

"come on muf, just show us your gina." -diddy

"your mom." -diddy

"somebody pissed on the side of the litter box, and mr. wobbles cant do that." -lug

"i got here at 1 and I was toasted by 2." coop

"i cant wait to stick my dick in these pancackes." -diddy

waitress- "would you like coffee?"
diddy- "no thanks, i'm driving."

"the sprinkler solves all problems" -smally

smally- "coop where are you guys?"
coop- "were in the truck."

smally - "Is Finland the ones in the white?"
Diddy - "Yeah, because there's so many black hockey players in Finland"

On the way back home from the club, Coop grabs Muffin's phone calls Lug thinking he's talking to Joker.
Coop - "Hey where you guys at?"
Lug - "At home"
Coop - "You're home already?"

Jester - "Coop, you really need to slow down, You need to be ready for the club"
Lug walks in with Captain..
2 minutes later -
Jester - "I didn't know you liked captain, I'll get you a captain and coke."

[.Joker.]

liquid said:

"hit the 47 on the heinz." -muffin

"after supper mother fuckers." -old lady waitress

"where's kyle, where's kyle." -muffin
"where's kyle, where's kyle." -toney

While trying to find her way back home;
Muffin - "I'll just follow the cop"
Toney - "Yeah why don't you do that, all cop cars lead back to bristol."

(as kilogram is smokin a j) "you know lug's roomate is a cop right." -diddy

"come on muf, just show us your gina." -diddy

"your mom." -diddy

"somebody pissed on the side of the litter box, and mr. wobbles cant do that." -lug

"i got here at 1 and I was toasted by 2." coop

"i cant wait to stick my dick in these pancackes." -diddy

waitress- "would you like coffee?"
diddy- "no thanks, i'm driving."

"the sprinkler solves all problems" -smally

smally- "coop where are you guys?"
coop- "were in the truck."

smally - "Is Finland the ones in the white?"
Diddy - "Yeah, because there's so many black hockey players in Finland"

On the way back home from the club, Coop grabs Muffin's phone calls Lug thinking he's talking to Joker.
Coop - "Hey where you guys at?"
Lug - "At home"
Coop - "You're home already?"

Jester - "Coop, you really need to slow down, You need to be ready for the club"
Lug walks in with Captain..
2 minutes later -
Jester - "I didn't know you liked captain, I'll get you a captain and coke."

this post is fuckin killin me...LMFAO

smally, how do u know so much? man dawg u posting word for word what cats said @ the club and wasnt even there.

these are my fav's from ur post:

While trying to find her way back home;
Muffin - "I'll just follow the cop"
Toney - "Yeah why don't you do that, all cop cars lead back to bristol."

waitress- "would you like coffee?"
diddy- "no thanks, i'm driving."

and i must give it to yung and diddy at the SGPalace. for hookin up wit 2 girls. diddy for making out with the older blonde lady, then dissin her and taken her 2 friends in for a lap dance. which then u got a phone call from her later sayin "where she is from they dont do that." and for yung hookin up wit that other older lady, and then going to her car to get his dick sucked. not many of us can say we did that last night without paying for it.

damn that fine ass stripper took all my $$ for da week...oh and coop thanks for hookin me up with one last dance from her to send me on my happy way.

but now we gotta get one this part of town and bring it like we always do. i cant wait to see how many pages we get now that its all over with. lets keep dem posts comin...HOLLA

[SMALLY BIGZ]

i cant take all that credit joker. it was a group effort before we left lugs place, myself, coop, diddy, lug, muffin and sukka all had part in that, we wanted to make it more memorable, plus that shit was makin us all teary-eyed. hell of a wekkend fellas.

[Jester]

"and i must give it to yung and diddy at the SGPalace. for hookin up wit 2 girls....and for yung hookin up wit that other older lady, and then going to her car to get his dick sucked. not many of us can say we did that last night without paying for it."


Wow...Joker...Last night we are all dissing him for hooking up with that chick...and now your giving him props...It must be the family thing...right..? You felt bad...lol

[Yung Assassin]

"Where do I start...Well first of all....much, much , much love to Lug Nutz for being the ever so great host that he is...and being nothing but generous, kind and un-selfsish...as to invite us into his home...and treating us like family...You are truly one of the best people I've ever met..and I mean that..!! "

^^my thoughts exactly

While trying to find her way back home;
Muffin - "I'll just follow the cop"
Toney - "Yeah why don't you do that, all cop cars lead back to bristol."

that shit is halarious....toney is a funny ass dude. he was sayin funny shit all night.


well seeing how me and my partna got our asses kicked on the beer pong table, i had to drink an awful lot and i dont remember half the night lol....i think i played like 5 games and made like 4 cups... the iron was unkind for me yesterday....or in this case, the plastic.

heres what i do remember....my experiences from the trip.

switching from car to car to car before we finally got one that works.

trying to sneek in with everybody sittin in the big ass window in the garage...yea that didnt work.

walkin in the door and having toney say "whats up i'm mike" and acting like hes not even a socom player.

jager bombs with suckaface.

drinkin muffins alize again.

perks are officially bad.

about 3 hours of not remembering shit lol

the ride up to the club and having coop pass me my beers every 30 seconds. i just killed one after another and was like coop pass me another beer, pass me another beer pass me another beer. then i think i got pissed after about 4 or 5 when he said the box was empty lol, i thought he was lying and made him show me the box to prove it....how and why did my box of beers get in the front seat wit you anyways?

i dont remember too much from the club....i remember being inside the car wit that chick...dont know how i got there and dont remember leaving with her, i think somebody slipped the date rape drug in one of my drinks lol....all i know is when she left and i got out the car i was lost......i walked into some building...it was a door next to the club and i walked in and somehow it wasnt the club.....it was like a bar or suttin.....it was wierd......i was confused and thought yall left without me and started callin everybody and leaving them voicemails tellin them to come back and get me.

i remember gettin back in eventually and managed to see diddy kissin some blond chick. it coulda been pamela anderson for all i know.

i remember leaving and seeing about 12 cop cars go racing by us down the street.

i also remember being woken up by flex cuz he said i was eating in my sleep...i was actually sleepin while putting fries in my mouth. dont ask me how.


the day went by so fast i wish we coulda all been together for a weekend.

[Yung Assassin]

i also remember seeing those damn shirts....that was amazing....that was the biggest surprise of the night in my eyes, i was in shock.

[Bunk]

You telling me yung got head from a chick who was there to cross the red sea when moses parted it? Nice Yung, U still got it.

[COOPSTAR]

Lug you did it again. Thanks man. you are the best. First off i would like to say that its funny how guys from all over the place can come together, and do it so BIG. Toney and Tor, thanks for driving up and hangin cause you guys really do Rock man. Absolutely hilarious all day and night. I am going to attempt to recap some key events but I was quite "tipsy" from about 2-2:30pm to about 4am. haha. Beer pong championship was a total loss. Got our asses kicked by diddy and jester but them wearing those shirts made it all worth while. If we had beaten em the surprise of those shirts wouldnt have been the same ya know. Big ups to the 06 champs. Summerjam rematch?

Touching upon your post yung. No idea on how i brought those twisted teas in my truck or how we even got in my truck in the first place. hahaha. And no they werent all gone. This morning when we went to breakfast i made a left turn and heard BABOOM. i asked sucka what that was and he proceeded to pull up a full bottle of Tea. I just shook my head in amazement. The club was out of this world. I gotta thank you guys for bringing me to the "palace" and now i am an official SGP member according to diddy. And for a few weeks a BROKE official member but it was well worth it. Anytime joker, anytime. That girl was REDICULOUS. She bit my cock through my jeans.... I go how much to go upstairs. She says "250". I go how bout $150. she goes no its $250. Being the ball buster i am, i replied $125? thus lowering my previous statement by 25 bucks. She didnt appreciate the oh so playful humor of CoopStar, and after that song was over she was quite quick to put her undies back on and get out. haha. Gotta love it.

Now....the ride home. BDDDDP this is coop on the nextel, OVER BDDDDP this was the most popular phrase stated in my truck on the way home. WTF man. you gotta just take toys away from me when i get like that. hahhahaha. I hit up luggy thinkin it was joker and was so amazed that he told me he was home and 2 minutes ago he was right ahead of us. Driving home was a blast man. Drove in a circle (twice) followed cop cars cause we all know where those lead (back to bristol) and taking about 15 pictures on muffins digi-cam of just myself. and about 10 more of diddy, tor (who passed the fuck out in the fetal position on toney's lap) and toney who was slipping in and out of consciousness. Muffin i said it this morning and i will say it again. Thank you so much for driving us in my truck. Dont know how you put up with us in there but thank you for doing so. I mean that. and i do apologize to joker about bein a dick with the nextel but hey...i got ya that girl before we left. haha.


Saturday the 25th will go down in history as one of the best SGP get togethers of all time....THUS FAR. meeting the guys that had never been was awesome. Hood, Flex, Kilo, Kung, Zero and Busta....you guys are fun as fuck. great meeting you and i hope we can do it again. For my other boys, always a pleasure and Sunday the 26th starts the official countdown to Summerjam 06. I'll holla at ya'll.

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[Yung Assassin]

i know i know....still got it...she was 30 somemthing but i'll let jester hate and tell you she was 55.....

did we take any group pics? i dont remember everybody gettin together for pics?

[COOPSTAR]

yea neither do i yung. Apparently we did at lug's house. And they tell me i was in it and I did smile. So i'm sure you were there too. hahah.

[Yung Assassin]

well i cant wait to see the pics to bring back some memories. lets not wait 3 months to get them up this time.