Post by Arsenal23 on Feb 23, 2005 11:59:21 GMT -5
LOL i know you guys remember these. i got it from another site, some i remember and some are new to me. still funny to this day when used right:
ya momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand
ya momma only has one leg and still be trippin
ya momma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family
ya momma so fat she use a mircowave for a beeper
ya house so small I dropped a washcloth and it looked like you had wall to wall carpeting
ya momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
ya momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
ya momma so dumb when went to the movies and it said, "Under 17 not admitted". So she went home and got 16 of her friends...
ya momma so old she fart dust
ya momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
ya momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
ya momma is dumb she got hit by a parked car
ya momma so poor I stepped on a lit cigarette and she said, "Who turned off the heat?!"
ya momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
ya momma is like a christmas tree, she looks better with balls hanging on her
ya momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
ya momma so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator
ya momma is so fat when she took her training wheels off her rolls were spinning like sprees
ya momma so bald when she puts on a turtleneck she looks like roll-on deoderant
ya momma aint got no legs talkin 'bout "I ain't gon' stand for this."
ya momma got two left legs talking bout "its gon be all right"
ya momma got one leg, she work at "i-hop"
ya momma so so dirty, she can make Right Guard turn left
ya momma is so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
ya momma so stupid, i told her lets play a game of 1 on 1 and she said "o.k whats the teams?"
ya momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself
ya momma so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and died of starvation
ya momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
ya momma so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
ya momma is so fat, when she stood on the scale, her telephone number came up
ya family is so poor, when the camera man said cheese, they formed a line.
ya momma is so old, when the cops stopped her and asked for her ID, she pulled out a rock.
ya momma got one leg talkin bout imma kick yo ass.
ya momma is so ugly, she went inside a haunted house and came out with job applications.
ya momma so dumb, when saw the sign dip, she went and got a bag of chips.
ya momma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
ya daddy so dumb, he thought the LA Clippers was a barber shop
ya momma is so fat, she fell over and rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up
ya momma is so hairy, it looks like she got buckweet in a headlock
ya mama so stupid,she thought wu-tang was orange juice
ya momma so stupid,she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
ya momma so stupid,she failed a survey
ya momma so fat,she uses diet soap
ya momma so fat,even her shadow has stretch marks
ya momma so fat,she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that rock?"
ya momma got no arms and went out and bought a vest
ya momma got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her tony toni tone
ya momma got 1 leg longer than the other and they call her hip hop.
ya momma so hairy, she got dreadlocks on her back
ya so broke your bologna dont got a first name
ya momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand
ya momma only has one leg and still be trippin
ya momma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family
ya momma so fat she use a mircowave for a beeper
ya house so small I dropped a washcloth and it looked like you had wall to wall carpeting
ya momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
ya momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
ya momma so dumb when went to the movies and it said, "Under 17 not admitted". So she went home and got 16 of her friends...
ya momma so old she fart dust
ya momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
ya momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
ya momma is dumb she got hit by a parked car
ya momma so poor I stepped on a lit cigarette and she said, "Who turned off the heat?!"
ya momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
ya momma is like a christmas tree, she looks better with balls hanging on her
ya momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
ya momma so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator
ya momma is so fat when she took her training wheels off her rolls were spinning like sprees
ya momma so bald when she puts on a turtleneck she looks like roll-on deoderant
ya momma aint got no legs talkin 'bout "I ain't gon' stand for this."
ya momma got two left legs talking bout "its gon be all right"
ya momma got one leg, she work at "i-hop"
ya momma so so dirty, she can make Right Guard turn left
ya momma is so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
ya momma so stupid, i told her lets play a game of 1 on 1 and she said "o.k whats the teams?"
ya momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself
ya momma so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and died of starvation
ya momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
ya momma so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
ya momma is so fat, when she stood on the scale, her telephone number came up
ya family is so poor, when the camera man said cheese, they formed a line.
ya momma is so old, when the cops stopped her and asked for her ID, she pulled out a rock.
ya momma got one leg talkin bout imma kick yo ass.
ya momma is so ugly, she went inside a haunted house and came out with job applications.
ya momma so dumb, when saw the sign dip, she went and got a bag of chips.
ya momma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
ya daddy so dumb, he thought the LA Clippers was a barber shop
ya momma is so fat, she fell over and rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up
ya momma is so hairy, it looks like she got buckweet in a headlock
ya mama so stupid,she thought wu-tang was orange juice
ya momma so stupid,she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
ya momma so stupid,she failed a survey
ya momma so fat,she uses diet soap
ya momma so fat,even her shadow has stretch marks
ya momma so fat,she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that rock?"
ya momma got no arms and went out and bought a vest
ya momma got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her tony toni tone
ya momma got 1 leg longer than the other and they call her hip hop.
ya momma so hairy, she got dreadlocks on her back
ya so broke your bologna dont got a first name
