Post by YaYa on Nov 21, 2005 8:52:42 GMT -5
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical came up-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was
being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
" No," said David, "He plays for the Cleveland Browns, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
kids."
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical came up-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was
being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
" No," said David, "He plays for the Cleveland Browns, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
kids."
